Rxd3!

Rf8

g3

Nd3

all your forks are belong to me

cxb5

i'll buy that for a dollar

b5

Rd1

Nb4

hehe...corrected!

Rb4

Re2

hey man, i shoudlve been more specific before.. the Re1 move was Ra1-e1 ... not the king's rook... just so ya know. hope i didn't mislead you into thinking i left a fork!

Nc2

Re1

Haha, uh... you're welcome

Oh, thanks!

Nc7+

Ke6

Nh4

Rxg7

Bxg7

Nd4

that time is now

Bxf6

one of these moves we will stop eating pieces