french defense

the pawn life

the most aesthetically pleasing pawn structure

that's a lot of words

Kd2

still in the game

Kb2

Bd6+

Before I thought I had mate locked in 4 moves, I'd like to retract that though (:

Bd6+

i am the champion!

g4

come and get it

Ke2

Im gonna git you sucka

h5

hey i know

Kf2

no one can stop me now

G5

I don't really wanna capture your king, I just wanna be him

Rc4

My king is unstoppable

Kxa3

Bishops are great for portraits

...but even better for breakfast! 

Rxd4

Nothing can stop me!

Kxb2
take that, pawn!

check!

Na5+

I didnt like that bishop anyway

Kb3!!!

fine, if you insist...

Rc4+