french defense

the pawn life

the most aesthetically pleasing pawn structure

that's a lot of words

Kd2

still in the game

Kb2

Bd6+

Before I thought I had mate locked in 4 moves, I'd like to retract that though (:

Bd6+

i am the champion!

g4

come and get it

Ke2

Im gonna git you sucka

h5

hey i know

Kf2

no one can stop me now

G5

I don't really wanna capture your king, I just wanna be him

Rc4

My king is unstoppable

Kxa3

Bishops are great for portraits

...but even better for breakfast! 

Rxd4

Nothing can stop me!

Kxb2
take that, pawn!

check!

Na5+

I didnt like that bishop anyway

Kb3!!!

fine, if you insist...

Rc4+

I will survive!

bd4

Nxb7

i am like the cockroach

bb6

how are you still alive??

Rc3

I totally knew you were going to do that!

unfortunately, i didnt have anythign planned for when you did.

Ka4

Nd6+

check!

my mistake!!!!

in regards to the A3 I called out....

you RIGHTLY questioned it.... and in fact I was so wrong!


so very wrong

my move was H6

sorry.

Be3

Nice picture...and so true....

be3! guard your rook sucka!

slowly but surely!

a3

KIng B5

no ones taking my bishop without a fight!

free bishop!

(...with the purchase of a combo meal of equal or greater value)

Bc7+

I see ya!

king b 6

It ain't over yet....

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Rc1

I die with dignity!!

A3

Thanks for visiting!!

Rxd1

oops. sorry

bish xd1


you were right.





again.

Arf!

Bxg1

Nxg8

walk of shame

kc6

my secret weapon!

You leave me no choice, Chris.  It's time for the....

Nf6+!

The power of the lord will bring down your castle walls!!!

totally.

Bc2

Come visit my castle!

Ra1-d1

King me!

Kd7 (thats King, i think we've been using K for Knight, but I thnk it's kNight)

Nf7

ok, im back!

rook to g8.

sorry it took so long. I'm ready for you to finish kicking my ass now.

dum de doo

Bf4

never surrender!!!!

Re8

Nxd5

haha great pic!  

give up yet??? i just chomped another pawn!  

did you get mac chess to do 2player? i couldn't find that option

OOpsss

my bad!
bish to f5

thanks for the deliscious horse!

x e 4!

ok come and get it

Ne5

I will get your little horse too.

Bg7

totally.

i can has a bishop?

yep, nice... i was wondering if i was ever gonna be able to get both my bishop and knight out of there alive... guess not!

Re1

Chomp!

Rxg8

escape!

hahah wow, nice.... this game's getting good

Kg3

Check+

bish to c 5+.

and mate, sean?

!!!

nice one! ai yi yi

Nf7

the little guy strikes back!

u meant Nc3?!
good one. D5!

happy almost vday

hahaha nice... dont know where you got that pic!

Here's a special message to your bishop from my knight...

Nc3

Bishop eats pawn for breakfast

Bxd3!

Step 1: Attack Chris

Hahahaha! Touché, Poland!
Kf2.

Ouch... and check!

Castle E8

I feel like Poland in WW2. Czech!

woo hoo!

You're right, I did mean h8. Go ahead and rub it in that you can still castle! That's okay, cause... Bxg8:

castle!

I think you mean H8!!!

Either way, Im outta there!!
Kc8

Nxh8!

hahahahahahahah!!!!

ok, seanstrodamus!

bf5.. damnit!