grandmaster level sage advice found on dry erase board

oh, btw, I surrender.

yeah, that game.... no way I was gonna win.

new guy

french defense

the pawn life

the most aesthetically pleasing pawn structure

that's a lot of words

Kd2

still in the game

Kb2

Bd6+

Before I thought I had mate locked in 4 moves, I'd like to retract that though (:

Bd6+

i am the champion!

g4

come and get it

Ke2

Im gonna git you sucka

h5

hey i know

Kf2

no one can stop me now

G5

I don't really wanna capture your king, I just wanna be him

Rc4

My king is unstoppable

Kxa3

Bishops are great for portraits

...but even better for breakfast! 

Rxd4

Nothing can stop me!

Kxb2
take that, pawn!